Drunktown's Finest (2014)

Carmen Moore: Felixia

Quotes 

• Travis : I want to suck you.

  Felixia : It's going to cost extra.

• Felixia : What is he doing, anyway?

  [referring to Harmon] 

  Ruth John : Well, he's splitting firewood for a Kinaalda ceremony. I told the people who want the ceremony to come chop their own wood but no one has shown. It starts tonight.

  Felixia : Why does he have to do all the hard work?

  Ruth John : 'Cause everybody thinks being a medicine man is easy.

• Eugene : Where did you get him? He is cute.

  [referring to Sick Boy] 

  Felixia : Well, he doesn't know, okay?

  Eugene : What, that you want to sword fight?

• Luther SickBoy Maryboy : When I was growing up, I used to think that being a drunk was just a part of life everyone went through.

  Felixia : What do you mean?

  Luther SickBoy Maryboy : I mean, first you were a kid, and then you hit puberty, then you became a drunk. And if you made it, you became an adult. So... here's to becoming adults and shit, and getting the fuck out of here.

  Felixia : Ditto.

• Eugene : You're seriously going to New York?

  Felixia : Well, he already emailed me my plane ticket. It's first class.

  [referring to a client] 

  Eugene : But what if something goes wrong? It's not like I could drive out and pick you up.

  Felixia : I don't care, I got to do this. I think he'll like blonde.

  Eugene : Honestly girl, natural has always been the best look for you.