Elementary (TV Series)

We Are Everyone (2013)

Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson

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Quotes 

• Dr. Joan Watson : In other words, you plan on arguing on the internet all night.

• [Emily gives Joan a subscription to an online dating site] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : I meet people, you know. My life is not that weird.

  [Sherlock texts her a dollhouse picture] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : Ha! Staged suicide, obviously. Nobody sticks their head in the oven anymore...

  [off Emily's look] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : Shut up, please.

• [conversing in a chat room, Sherlock and Joan see the message, "And we want naked pics."] 

  Sherlock Holmes : Very well.

  [He stands and starts to unbuckle his trousers. The computer responds, "Not you. The chick."] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : [scoffs]  No.

  Sherlock Holmes : I remind you, we are investigating a murder.

  Dr. Joan Watson : *No*.

• Sherlock Holmes : What are you doing?

  Dr. Joan Watson : I'm looking at profiles of guys who winked at me on TrueRomantix.

  Sherlock Holmes : I weep for the whole desperate lot of you.

• Sherlock Holmes : Of course Mueller has nefarious plans for Kleinfelter. Why else the ruse?

  Dr. Joan Watson : I'm not arguing that he's a good guy. Can you just stop saying nefarious? That's like 15 times in the last ten minutes.