Quotes
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Sam Puckett : My Uncle Carmine always told me don't trust banks. Banks get robbed.
Cat Valentine : Was he a banker?
Sam Puckett : No. He was a robber.
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Mrs. Faber : Well, Ellie has a little problem.
Sam Puckett : Aw, man. She doesn't sniff her fingers, does she?
Mrs. Faber : No.
Sam Puckett : Because I can't deal with little kids who are always sniffing their fingers.
[Cat is about to sniff her own fingers]
Sam Puckett : Stop it!
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Ellie : I'm gonna use your bathroom.
Sam Puckett : Oh, good. Go wazz it up! Wazz on Poober, why don't you?