- Sam Puckett: My Uncle Carmine always told me don't trust banks. Banks get robbed.
- Cat Valentine: Was he a banker?
- Sam Puckett: No. He was a robber.
- Mrs. Faber: Well, Ellie has a little problem.
- Sam Puckett: Aw, man. She doesn't sniff her fingers, does she?
- Mrs. Faber: No.
- Sam Puckett: Because I can't deal with little kids who are always sniffing their fingers.
- [Cat is about to sniff her own fingers]
- Sam Puckett: Stop it!
- Ellie: I'm gonna use your bathroom.
- Sam Puckett: Oh, good. Go wazz it up! Wazz on Poober, why don't you?