Tired of facing apathetic teenagers daily, meek chemistry teacher Keith Church decides to resign from Greybridge Secondary School but changes his mind when comely Sarah Postern arrives to replace the recently deceased French teacher. However games teacher Trevor Gunn is equally smitten, as is gay drama mistress Janine Klebb, whilst lab assistant Pat has the hots for Keith. Keith offers Sarah a lift home but when the car stalls he and Trevor almost come to blows. Meanwhile music teacher Mr Martin wants to replace Mozart on the syllabus with the Kaiser Chiefs, Welsh geography teacher Mr Barber finds himself the subject of toilet graffiti and the abrasive head Ms. Baron augments her drinks cabinet with alcohol confiscated from the pupils.
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