Supernatural (TV Series)
Dog Dean Afternoon (2013)
Al Rodrigo: Colonel the Dog (voice)
Quotes
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Dean Winchester : Wait a minute. Can I hear all animals?
Colonel the Dog : Yep. Animals have a universal language - like Esperanto. But this one actually caught on.
Pigeon : And I'm just getting started, too. Brewing a real big one. Ha. Bet your ride's gonna look sweet in white.
Sam Winchester : What's he saying?
Dean Winchester : You - He's being a douchebag!
Pigeon : Who are you calling "douchebag", douchebag?
Dean Winchester : Oh, shut it, you winged rat!
Sam Winchester : [Notices people staring] Dude...
Dean Winchester : What?
Sam Winchester : Hey. Just calm down. Just get in the car.
Pigeon : Ha ha. That's right, Sally. Go cry to Mama.
Dean Winchester : [pulls out his gun] Oh, that's it, you son of a bitch!
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Colonel the Dog : By the way, as an honorary dog, there's something you should know. Dogs aren't really man's best friend.
Dean Winchester : What are you talkin' about?
Colonel the Dog : I know it sounds like a conspiracy theory... but the real reason we were put here was to-
[Colonel's voice suddenly changes as he starts barking]
Dean Winchester : Put here to do what?
[Colonel barks again]
Dean Winchester : Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me. *Now* the spell wears off?
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Sam Winchester : I think it's probably best to just leave The Colonel in the car.
Dean Winchester : Excuse me?
Sam Winchester : Well, all the windows are open.
Dean Winchester : You think we like that?
Sam Winchester : "We"?
Dean Winchester : You think because the windows are open that that's some sort of a treat, huh? No, the dog's coming in.
Colonel the Dog : Respect.
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Colonel the Dog : You call this classic rock?
[scoffs]
Colonel the Dog : Next thing you know, they'll be playing Styx. And Dennis DeYoung? A punk.
Dean Winchester : Dennis DeYoung's not a punk. He's Mr. Roboto, bitch.
Sam Winchester : Why are you arguing with the dog about Styx?
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Dean Winchester : How long am I gonna have the urge to...
Colonel the Dog : Sniff butts?
Dean Winchester : Oh, whoa. Hey. I don't have the urge to sniff butts.
Colonel the Dog : Yet.