Supernatural (TV Series)

Dog Dean Afternoon (2013)

Steven Merk: Pigeon, Collie, Lab & various dogs (voices)

Quotes 

• Dean Winchester : Wait a minute. Can I hear all animals?

  Colonel the Dog : Yep. Animals have a universal language - like Esperanto. But this one actually caught on.

  Pigeon : And I'm just getting started, too. Brewing a real big one. Ha. Bet your ride's gonna look sweet in white.

  Sam Winchester : What's he saying?

  Dean Winchester : You - He's being a douchebag!

  Pigeon : Who are you calling "douchebag", douchebag?

  Dean Winchester : Oh, shut it, you winged rat!

  Sam Winchester : [Notices people staring]  Dude...

  Dean Winchester : What?

  Sam Winchester : Hey. Just calm down. Just get in the car.

  Pigeon : Ha ha. That's right, Sally. Go cry to Mama.

  Dean Winchester : [pulls out his gun]  Oh, that's it, you son of a bitch!

• Collie : Damn cataracts. And you know no one's going to pay for my surgery. Just another casualty of the system, I guess. I don't belong here, you know. I'm pedigreed.