Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

The Vulture (2013)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

Quotes 

• Gina Linetti : [answering cell phone]  Gina's Authentic Stolen Police Badges, how can I help?

  Jake Peralta : Hey, it's Peralta.

  Gina Linetti : Oh, hey, Jake.

  Jake Peralta : Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?

  Gina Linetti : Of course. I'm not an animal.

• Rosa Diaz : Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.

  Jake Peralta : I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone... Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

• Amy Santiago : Okay, how can we help? What do you need?

  Jake Peralta : I need nothing. I am about to solve the case, meet the mayor, and sell my life rights to Channing Tatum so he can play my less attractive brother in the ensuing film.