WWE Smackdown! (TV Series)

Billy & Chuck (2002)

Mark Calaway: The Undertaker

Quotes 

• Stephanie McMahon : Ladies and gentlemen, this is incredibly exciting; the main event for Unforgiven, the WWE World Champion exclusive to Smackdown: Brock Lesnar, versus the number one contender, the Phenom, also exclusive to Smackdown: the Undertaker. Brock you're the champion, let's start with you.

  Brock Lesnar : I don't have a lot to say. I'm not the one who wants to boast 'bout myself. You see, I'm always letting my actions speak louder than my words. Starting back to my, hmm, my amateur career: 4-time All-American, 2-time Big Ten Champion, 2000 NCAA Heavyweight Champion. And then let's see, not even you're in the business. I come to King of the Ring and win it, no problem. And then, I crucified Hulk Hogan; you see I take Hulk Hogan's blood, wipe it with my hands and wipe it across my chest, why? Because I loved every minute of it, that's why. And then came Summerslam, the Rock, the Great One, yeah, and that's when I brought this baby home. I am the WWE Undisputed Heavyweight Champion. And tonight, I went out, and brutalized Randy Orton, didn't even break a sweat. You see, I'm 25 years old,

  [sneers] 

  Brock Lesnar : 25, the youngest WWE Heavyweight Champion in history. How old are you?

  [smirking] 

  The Undertaker : [sniggers and sighs]  25 years old... Twenty-five years old... And you're on top of the world aren't you? I look in your eyes, and I see it. It's that look that says nobody can beat me, nobody can touch me

  [removes his sunglasses] 

  The Undertaker : . You know how many times I've seen that look? More times than I can count. Brock you are, one impressive young man, very impressive from what I said. But from what I've said, long with that youth that you're so proud of, I see it an experience. Yeah you've done it all right? You've beat Hulk Hogan, you've beat the Rock. NCAA Champion. Son, you ain't been tested yet. You haven't been taken where I'm gonna take you at Unforgiven. You see Brock, you talked about, you bragged about how you wiped Hulk Hogan's blood all over your... have you ever had to wipe your own blood out of your eyes? Have you ever fell down and felt ribs sticking out whether they are broken and wonder when your next breath will gonna come? And figure out how you're gonna win a match? No, of course not. You know why?

  [snarls] 

  The Undertaker : Because you're ain't no one beat you up yet, but that's gonna change. That's gonna change real soon, because I'm gonna take you to some place that you've ain't ever been! I'm gonna beat you up, I'm gonna bust you up, and then if you survived that, then you might have something to brag about. Life makes no exceptions, and neither do I. To me it's all about the fight, Brock, and you ain't have those fights yet. At Unforgiven, your ass is mine boy.

  Paul Heyman : Are you done?

  The Undertaker : Yeah I'm done.

  Paul Heyman : Well I'm just want to make sure that

  [starts clapping; his words are swallowed by the sound of his clappings] 

  Paul Heyman : here's Brock Lesnar, 25 years old, a grappler, a purest of face in the planet, and here you are, the Badass, the baddest of them all. But if you analyze it, let's analyze this for a moment; Brock Lesnar, has driven his focus on you, while you sir, are distracted by your family situation at home.

  The Undertaker : You need to keep your focus, Paul. This is about business, it's got nothing to do with family or anything else.

  Stephanie McMahon : Paul, this isn't about family.

  Paul Heyman : But I beg the difference, it's all about family, I mean, to my client, that's family, the world's championship he trains, day in and day out to defend that title against you sir, while you not only have to train for Brock Lesnar, you have to tend to your pregnant wife Sara at home.

  The Undertaker : [shaking with anger]  Paul, I'm telling you again this is business, and you need to watch where you're going.

  [glaring at Paul Heyman with fury] 

  Paul Heyman : What I'm going is this, just you have to understand is because if anything happens to you in this match, if my client does any replicable harm to you, and you can't provide for your family, I want you to know, that forgiving man that I am, I will definitely take care of your lovely wife, Sara... but I refused to take care of your unborn child.

  [the Undertaker stands up, and Brock throws the table out of the way, stopping the Undertaker and the two stare at each other down]