In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler talks about what it's like to attend a lesbian's birthday party. Chelsea and her round table panelists
Heather McDonald,
Ian Karmel and
Julian McCullough discuss an ex-Scientologist who tells of her past audition to be
Tom Cruise's girlfriend, a plastic surgeon who seems to be surgically creating his dream wife, a new app that allows women to track their boyfriends, and the trend of people dressing their dogs to look like service dogs so that they can take them into places where pets generally are not allowed. Chelsea shows what she learned happens on the set when the show isn't taping. And Chelsea chats with guest
Kendrick Lamar about his latest CD "good kid, m.A.A.d. city", his performance on the recent MTV VMA's, wanting to be
Michael Jordan when he was growing up, the true meaning behind his song which many believe is anti-rapper, how he got into rap lyric writing, and how his mother told him that she caught him having sex in her minivan when he was younger.
—Huggo