- Urpgor: [referring Blob, Frizz, and Nug] They're hopeless, master! They're wasting your time! If they fail again, which they certainly will, why don't you do to them what you did to Captain Crigg, master?
- [laughs manically]
- Urpgor: That was such fun!
- [laughs]
- Urpgor: Such fun!
- [fade to flashback of the beginning of the first episode]
- Zordrak: This will end your problems, and mine.
- [drops Crigg into the Pit of No Return, and the Frazznats eat him alive]
- Zordrak: [Flashback ends] It's not practically effective. It's a waste of a perfectly serviceable Urpney. And it has absolutely nothing whatever to do with you.
- Frizz: [Blob, Frizz, disguised as Amberley, and Nug walk up to the Dream Maker's house with a basket of Viltheedian candles] l feel like a complete fool, supposing I see someone I know.
- Sgt. Blob: Just complaining and get on with it!
- [to Nug]
- Sgt. Blob: Nug, go and hide.
- Nug: Oh, with pleasure. Unless of course, you like me to dress up as a Wut or something.
- Sgt. Blob: Don't be cheeky, lad. You've not got the legs for it.
- [Frizz knocks on the Dream Maker's door, runs off, the Dream Maker opens the door and finds the basket of candles]
- The Dream Maker: Oh, good. Candles. Now where is Amberley?
- [sees Frizz, in his Amberley disguise, standing a distance away, waving]
- The Dream Maker: Ah, thank you, my dear. I hope she won't stay out too late. She seems to be with one of her little friends, and they do tend to chat rather.
- [last lines]
- Frizz: [Blob, Frizz, and Nug are turned into Urpney sized candles] I said it wouldn't work.
- [their wicks burn out, and explode, sending colourful flares everywhere. Zordrak cackles at their punishment]
- [Blob, Frizz and Nug sneak up to Mr. Waks' shop door in a bush]
- Frizz: It'll never work. Never.
- Nug: It might. You never know.
- Frizz: It won't! It just won't!
- Nug: Stop moaning. You're giving me a headache.
- Frizz: Headache? Here we are, in deadly danger...
- [Blob bops Frizz and Nug's helmets all the way to their feet, Frizz and Nug ran around in circles]
- Sgt. Blob: You'll be in deadly danger from me in a minute!
- [Blob grabs Frizz and Nug by their helmets and shakes them, Frizz and Nug came out of their helmets, accordion style]
- [after Frizz's flashback, Urpgor finds the other Urpneys asleep]
- Urpgor: Look at this! Look at this! The moment my back is turned, everybody stops work! Everybody has a little lie down! Everybody has a break! A break!
- [grumbles angrily]
- Urpgor: Do I get a break? No! I do not get a break! And why not? Why not? Because these candles must be in that Noop's shop by tomorrow morning, and there is no time for breaks!
- [starting pumping the wax pump]
- Urpgor: [to the Urpneys] Well, you're all going to work overtime!
- [the Urpneys speedily fill their buckets with wax and pass them over from one another to Frizz and Nug who dumps them into the vat of wax. Just then, a candle rack coils a string around Frizz's leg, and he and Nug fell into the vat of wax, sending a wave of wax all over Blob coating him in wax, and Frizz and Nug get lifted out on the rack, also coated in wax]
- Zordrak: [calling from his throne room] BLOB!
- [after Blob, Frizz and Nug tie up and gag Mr. Waks]
- Nug: See? I said it might work.
- Frizz: We're not home yet though, are we?
- [Blob, Frizz and Nug escort the bound and gagged Mr. Waks into the shop]
- Frizz: [carrying basket of Viltheedian candles] I've got a terrible ringing in my ears, somebody trod on my hand, and I...
- Sgt. Blob: Be quiet, Frizz, and exchange those candles!
- [to Mr. Waks]
- Sgt. Blob: You, over there!
- [to Nug]
- Sgt. Blob: Nug, watch the door!
- [Nug watches the door]
- Sgt. Blob: Note, men, that it is important in these situations such as this to give swift and divisive orders.
- [shoves Mr. Waks onto the floor]
- Narrator (Series 1): Meanwhile, in the Land of Dreams, the magic ingredients have been collected, sorted, and processed, ready to be transformed into dreams. Everyone is hard at work.
- [Fade to the Dream Maker finishing off sending dreams and putting the Dreamstone away while Albert is sleeping]
- Narrator (Series 1): No, they're not. They finished.