Pupil Josh Hardy's mother ran off with a Masai warrior on a family trip to Kenya so Sarah asks the other teachers to be sensitive - at which the men fail dismally. To take him out of himself Janine gives him a part in her hip-hop version of 'Romeo and Juliet' (called 'Juliet and Romeo') and, feeling sorry for his father Simon, Sarah invites him to the show, which she is reviewing for the school magazine, as her guest. This angers Keith who protests, leading to somebody getting a punch on the nose and Keith having to choose between being pursued by Janine or seduced by adoring lab assistant Pat.
—don @ minifie-1