Trainwreck (2015)

Tilda Swinton: Dianna

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• Dianna : I like you, Amy. You're clever but you're not too brainy. You're prettyish but you're not too gorgeous. You're approachable.

  Amy : Thank you.

  Dianna : I'm giving you an assignment. I need a profile on a sports doctor.

• Dianna : Your thoughts?

  Amy : I'm sorry, I just... I don't know why we treat these athletes like heroes just because they can skate fast or kick a ball in a net. I just think it's weird. No offense. I just think that sports are stupid, and anyone who likes them is just, like, a lesser person. And has a small intellect.

• Dianna : I'm giving it to Amy. Don't sulk at me!

  Bryson : I'm not sulking! I'm...

  Dianna : This is my decision. I'm giving it to Amy.

  Bryson : Sure. Fine.

  [pause] 

  Bryson : I can do sexy though.

  Dianna : Sorry?

  Bryson : Huh?

  Dianna : What?

  Bryson : Nothing. I'm fine. I'm just... having fun.

• Dianna : Best way to grieve: don't do it.