- Ichabod Crane: His Honour, Edmund Burke, once said, "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." And we may all at times stand idly when action is required.
- Jenny Mills: Are you Abbie's new boyfriend?
- Ichabod Crane: We are amicable, and yes, I am male, but I suspect you're implying something else.
- Jenny Mills: What's your name, tall, dark, and British?
- Ichabod Crane: My name is Ichabod Crane.
- Ichabod Crane: What is the cause of the rift between you and Miss Jenny?
- Lt. Abbie Mills: I told you, it's complicated.
- Ichabod Crane: I was born more than two centuries ago and my wife is a prisoner in some other-worldly realm. I'm not stranger to complications.
- Ichabod Crane: [entering the room with energy drinks in hand] I requested coffee from the charwoman in the entrance hall, but she said you're particular to this beverage.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: She's called a receptionist... Or Wendy.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: Seven years of tribulation, huh?
- Ichabod Crane: According to scripture.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: How long have we been doing this so far?
- Ichabod Crane: Mmm... I'm certain it will become easier once we get accustomed to...
- [Abbie give him a look]
- Ichabod Crane: No, sorry, I'm too tired to lie.
- [They begin to laugh]