- Charlie Kelly: Seven straight hours of lecturing?
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, and five hours alone dedicated to the evils of homosexuality, from him?
- Dee Reynolds: Did anyone else notice that he had an erection the entire time?
- Charlie Kelly: Of course.
- Frank Reynolds: How could you miss it?
- Country Mac: You better jump quick before somebody tries to stop you.
- Mac: Trust me, no one's gonna try and stop me.
- [car horn honks]
- Driver: Jump, asshole!
- Mac: Yep. See, in the big city, nobody cares whether you live or die.
- Man: Jump, you pussy!
- [eating chips while stoned]
- Dennis Reynolds: Carbs-wise, this is gonna set me back, but I don't even give a shit.
- Frank Reynolds: Yes.
- Dennis Reynolds: Country Mac's awesome.
- Frank Reynolds: Yes.
- Dennis Reynolds: You know?
- Dee Reynolds: This weed that he gave us is awesome.
- Frank Reynolds: Yes.
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah.
- Charlie Kelly: Yeah.
- Dennis Reynolds: All these years, I've been feelin' like I hate karate... and, like, I hate Project Badass, and, like... I hate God...
- Frank Reynolds: Yes.
- Dennis Reynolds: But, like... I realized... you know what I really hate... is Mac.
- Frank Reynolds: Yes.
- Dennis Reynolds: Like, he's made all those cool things suck. Not only is he, like, ruining my life... but with all this God shit that he's into... he could be ruining my afterlife.
- Frank Reynolds: Yes.