- Tom: Looks like we are here...
- Dana Turner: Eww, this place? I can't believe I went from the news desk to this!
- Gary: You're lucky you STILL have this job after the incident with the poodle.
- Dana Turner: That could have happened to anyone...
- Gary: Alright, let's get started. We don't have all day.
- Dana Turner: Hey, sweety, I'm so thirsty from all that talking. Can you fetch me a glass of water, please?
- Emma Collins: Sure, I'll be right back.
- Dana Turner: Oh, I just remembered, I found this key laying around. - See if you can find a REAL story in this house. Something that nobody has reported on..
- Emma Collins: Ok, I will.
- Dana Turner: Fuck off Gary, it's getting dark and this place is scary and gross. Can we finish this up?
- Gary: Fine. I don't know where the hell Tom is, -
- [to: Emma]
- Gary: so you're going to hold the camera.
- Emma Collins: What? I don't know how to work this!
- Gary: It's easy, just hold it steady. That's about it, Ok?
- Emma Collins: [to: Gary] Me?
- Gary: [replies to Emma] Yeah, you. Put this sheet on.
- Dana Turner: Gary, what the fuck are you doing?
- Gary: No one's going to watch this boring thing. And your dry reporting isn't helping.
- Dana Turner: I'm reading the teleprompter! What else could I do?
- Gary: People want to see ghosts! -
- [to: Emma]
- Gary: Ok intern, when Dana says "he still haunts the house he grew up in" I want you to run through the background. Got it? Alright, let's do this.
- Gary: [to: Emma] What are you waiting for? Turn on the lights and let's get rolling!
- Emma Collins: [to: Gary] Ahh... I would have done that, but the power's out.
- Gary: So turn it back on.