The Rickshaw Run roars to life and quickly lays claim to two teams: SoCal bros who grind each others' gears from the word go; and a trio of Thai ladies whose playful demeanor belies a serious streak.
Eddie Vedder and Jack from Lost argue about whose driving is worse, while the TT Ladies head into the night in search of a place to rest their weary heads. Seriously, those guys do look like Eddie Vedder and Jack from Lost.
The Angelenos break down in more ways than one, while the Thai ladies seek solace in a local temple. However, all peace is shattered by the insane dangers of night driving in India.
The following episode contains: beaches, bi*tchfests, temporary tattoos, home-cooked meals, and a wildlife reserve with no animals. No discretion is advised.
The Californians kick things off with contemplative thoughts about Pee Beer (for real) before bumming on the beach. The Thai ladies seek out more ancient sites to behold. Which sounds classier?
It's cutting remarks and cutting rocks as teams face bruises to both their bodies and egos. The bickering boys of Mild Curry get their route all wrong, while the TT Ladies brace for dropping temperatures.
Mild Curry Crew have always relied on the kindness of strangers, never more than when their rickshaw repeatedly breaks down during one long day. Meanwhile, the TT Ladies have a run-in with Johnny Law.
Will the teams make it to the finish line in time for the official parade of rickshaws and the public celebration of their collective idiocy? Call Eddie Vedder and ask for spoilers.