The Simpsons (TV Series)

The War of Art (2014)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : I can't believe I'm really going! My first trip to providence.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, yeah. Just remember, if your mother asks, I took you to a wine tasting.

  Lisa Simpson : That's a terrible thing for a father to do.

  Homer Simpson : That's why she'll believe it.

• Lisa Simpson : [Her guinea pig goes into a mousehole]  He's in the walls. I hear chewing.

  Bart Simpson : No, that's a much larger animal.

  Homer Simpson : [In the kitchen on the other side of the wall]  Kettlecorn: the heroin of the farmer's market.