- Ben Wyatt: Hey, you wanted to see me?
- Chris Traeger: I did.
- [throws calculator at Ben]
- Chris Traeger: Think fast!
- Ben Wyatt: Oh my god!
- [catches calculator]
- Ben Wyatt: Hey, Dr. Buttons! I mean, my old calculator; it doesn't have a name.
- Ben Wyatt: Are you sure you want to attack them at this press conference? It's a friendly wager on a high school basketball game.
- Leslie Knope: I'm losing the recall election, Ben. Slamming Eagleton is the easiest way to score some points. Look, am I proud of it? Yes, because Eagleton sucks. But is it the classiest move? Yes, because Eagleton sucks. Would I do it again? Yes, because Eagleton sucks.