- Emma Swan: Please, you couldn't handle it.
- Captain Hook: Perhaps you're the one who couldn't handle it.
- David Nolan: I had a brother too, you know. A twin. He died before I ever met him.
- Captain Hook: There were two of you? I can barely stomach one.
- David Nolan: Ah, you would've liked him, he was thief and a liar.
- Captain Hook: Yeah, you would've liked my brother, he could be a stubborn arse.
- Peter Pan: What, you think that kiss actually meant something?
- Captain Hook: I do. I think it means she's finally starting to see me for the man I am.
- Peter Pan: What? A one-handed pirate with a drinking problem? I'm no grown-up, but I'm pretty sure that's less than appealing.
- [David kisses Mary Margaret passionately]
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: I'm not complaining, but what was that...
- [he kisses her some more]
- Emma Swan: Okay, I'm complaining.
- Regina Mills: What I wouldn't give for another sleeping curse.
- David Nolan: [after Hook has saved his life] One question: why risk your life for me when there wasn't anything for you in return?
- Captain Hook: [winking] I didn't do it for you, mate.
- Captain Killian Jones: Bring the paint from below!
- Sailor: Sir?
- Captain Killian Jones: It's time we rename this vessel. We no longer sail as the "Jewel of the Realm". We now sail as the "Jolly Roger". And when they come for us, I want them to know exactly what we are: pirates! For at least among thieves, there is honor!
- Captain Killian Jones: We are sworn to serve the King and the realm. They sent us to retrieve an unthinkable poison, one that killed our dear Captain. Never again shall anyone set sail to that cursed land.
- [he sets the Pegasus sail on fire]
- Captain Killian Jones: And never again shall we take such orders - serving the King, fighting his wars! That is the way of dishonor! And all you who disagree, flee now or walk the bloody plank! For those who stay will be free men, and I will be your Captain. We'll sail under the crimson flag, and we'll give our enemies no quarter. We'll take what we please! And we'll live by our own rules. For that is the best form of all!
- Peter Pan: So tell me. What would a "man of honor" like yourself do with a big, fat secret?
- Captain Hook: Um... Well, that depends what the secret is.
- Peter Pan: Baelfire. Neal. Whatever name he goes by these days. The guy Emma loves. Henry's father.
- Captain Hook: What of him? He's dead.
- Peter Pan: No. I'm afraid not. He's alive. That's not even the best part. He's in Neverland.
- Captain Hook: Is he?
- Peter Pan: Oh yes. Can you believe it? I'm sure Emma would love to know that Henry's father is still alive. But I'd hate for that to get in the way of a budding romance. So I'll leave it up to you, to tell her or not. Let's see what kind of man you really are.
- Captain Hook: I'm risking my life for all of you, every moment I'm here aligned against *him*.
- David Nolan: Please. You're not here out of any nobility. You're here for Emma. And let me tell you something else. You're never gonna get her. I'll see to that.
- Captain Hook: It's a good thing you're gonna die then.