Trevor Peacock: Jim Trott

Quotes 

• Geraldine Kennedy : I have the most wonderful news.

  Hugo Horton : Oh, might it involve Fiona Bruce naked?

  Geraldine Kennedy : No.

  Jim Trott : So, not *the* most wonderful news.

  Owen Newitt : Holly Willoughby naked?

  Frank Pickle : Owen naked?

• Jim Trott : No no no the proudest moment of my life was when Joan Keelam agreed to take me as her husband. Which was followed very swiftly by the least proud moment of my life when she turned out to be a man.

  Hugo Horton : What about you, Owen? What's your proudest moment?

  Owen Newitt : Oh definitely, November the 19th, 1998. That was the day you kissed me, Vicar. Well, I know now it was a kiss given out of pity, but it remains the only act of love I've ever received from another human being. The animals do their best, but it's never quite the same.

  Geraldine Kennedy : Right, well thank you very much, Owen.

  Owen Newitt : I haven't brushed my teeth from that day till this, so I can still taste it.

• Voting Official : So, you are Mr Jim Trott, representing the village of Dibley?

  Jim Trott : I am.

  Voting Official : Mr Trott, you may either give *one* vote, if your village council are all agreed.

  Jim Trott : Right.

  Voting Official : Or, you may represent the individual votes of the members.

  Jim Trott : Right.

  Voting Official : Very well. Mr James Trott, representative of the village of Dibley, do you support the introduction of women bishops into the Church of England?

  Jim Trott : No no no no no no... yes.

  [the official records six No votes and one Yes vote] 

  Voting Official : Very well. Thank you.

  [They nod at each other and Jim leaves] 

  Voting Official : Goodness. It's going to be close.