- Cat Valentine: Ohhhhh, Salmon Cat.
- Sam Puckett: But we're Sam and Cat. Not some weirdo mutant fish puppet.
- Martin Malloy: Salmon Cat was a show for children. You two run a babysitting service for children. Salmon Cat, Sam and Cat. Obviously that's confusing.
- Cat Valentine: It is confusing.
- Sam Puckett: You think toast is confusing.
- Cat Valentine: *gasp!* No, I used to think it was confusing. But then I read that book about toast, and now I get it.