- Dr. Richard Marxx: I should not have to go to jail just because some people died from my experiment.
- Gabrielle Xon: Dr. Marxx, my name is Gabrielle Xon. I sent my bodyguards away so we could talk in private.
- Dr. Richard Marxx: I know you. You're from the future. And you shot everyone that I didn't kill.
- Sgt. Barbara 'Blink' McClintock: You're lasting a lot longer than I thought you would.
- T.J. Banner: I was thinking about baseball.
- Pvt. Sharon 'Dax' Daxwell: Memes seem to be important now.
- Spc. Jacob 'Taz' Tazelli: What's a meme?
- Pvt. Sharon 'Dax' Daxwell: I'm not completely sure. But it has something to do with a woman pointing angrily at a cat. And the cat's sitting at a dinner table.
- Pvt. Sharon 'Dax' Daxwell: I don't think you people realize how good you people have it. Your shelves are full of food. There's no checkpoints in the streets. And don't even get me started on how clean your bathrooms are.
- Gabrielle Xon: That was good. That was very good. I should really start writing my little speeches down.
- Pvt. Sharon 'Dax' Daxwell: Do you normally hear reports of people eating each other?
- T.J. Banner: No ... but after 2020 nothing seems weird anymore.
- Spc. Jacob 'Taz' Tazelli: So we're in the past. You know what that means?
- Spc. Adrian 'Monk' Voxel: Disco ...
- Spc. Jacob 'Taz' Tazelli: DeLoreans ...
- Spc. Adrian 'Monk' Voxel: And piles of cocaine big enough to stop an elephant's heart.
- Pvt. Sharon 'Dax' Daxwell: Yeah. We didn't go that far back.
- Jason Kettle: Why are you reading me my Miranda rights? You're not a cop, you're a bounty hunter.
- T.J. Banner: I don't know. It just kinda feels more legit, you know?
- Shiv: You know me. I run hot. And then I run cold. Doctor says something something bipolar disorder but really ... I'm just a leaf on the wind of my emotions.
- Teri Starr: There are those that question the vaccine, the doctors and the facts. Those people, of course, are idiots.