[Kaz has gotten information about the future from a precognitive superhero]
Ms. Kessler: You're up! Finish the quote: "It was the b-"
Kaz: "The best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness." Kind of a run-on sentence if you ask me.
Ms. Kessler: That was, shockingly, correct, Kaz. Now, when was Ch...
Kaz: Charles Dickens was born on February 7th, 1812, in Portsmouth, England, which is situated 64 miles southwest of London, or 103 kilometers, for you fans of the metric system.
Ms. Kessler: All right. What character still wears a faded wedding dress after being left...
Kaz: Ms. Havisham from Great Expectations. Oh, and, uh, speaking of wedding dresses, you might not want to spend too much on yours, because your fiancé, Bruce, will be breaking off the engagement tonight.
[Ms. Kessler looks astounded]
Kaz: Oh, but it's all for the best, because on Tuesday, he gets arrested for identity theft, so you might wanna cancel your credit cards.