- Dr. Oliver Wells: Dr. Brennan would you like to grab a coffee with me sometime? Maybe lunch or perhaps dinner? I'd pay.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What you're proposing, Dr. Wells, is completely inappropriate.
- Dr. Oliver Wells: Oh no, no, no, no, no, not like a date! I mean it's a date, but not a sexual date! I, I don't have any friends.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's because you are objectionable.
- Dr. Oliver Wells: What I am looking for is someone I can have a conversation with, without shutting down three quarters of my brain. I am tired of being lonely and I am hoping you would be that person.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I decline, Dr. Wells. I don't like you!
- Dr. Oliver Wells: So what? I don't like you either, but what has that to do with anything?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: This subject is closed!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Is he eating a finger?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes, he seems to be enjoying it.
- Dr. Oliver Wells: I get it, keep your shirt on!
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Dr. Wells, you are an intern! Please treat Dr. Brennan with the respect she's due!
- Dr. Oliver Wells: I thought this was a meritocracy?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It is!
- Dr. Oliver Wells: Then it was the respect she deserved.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: No, no, it wasn't, and since she is...
- Dr. Oliver Wells: Please don't say: superior.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Boss, but I will say superior if I want, because I am also your superior. Do you understand?
- Dr. Oliver Wells: [Angela hands a sheet of paper] What's this?
- Angela Montenegro: I was thinking about the victims bucket list, so I made one for you, 'cause we all need one, right?
- Dr. Oliver Wells: [starts reading] nr 1. Don't be a douche, nr 2. Really, don't be a douche, nr 3. Work and play well with others so that I am not perceived as a douche. Do I have to read all 10?
- Angela Montenegro: Probably not.
- Dr. Oliver Wells: Do you think it is easy to be superior? It's a curse, I assure you.
- Angela Montenegro: Mostly for us!
- Angela Montenegro: [discussing wedding planning] Listen, I was hoping to help with the dress, though. I just don't want you ending up in a grass skirt and a headdress.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: And that will make me very happy. Isn't that what a matron of honor is supposed to do?
- Angela Montenegro: Oh, my god.
- [they embrace]
- Angela Montenegro: Thank you. It's "maid of honor."
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, technically, you're married, so it's matron.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: He was either struck three times or once. How can it be both?
- Dr. Oliver Wells: So, it's really a philosophical question?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No, Dr Wells, it isn't, because it actually happened!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: It's about Val.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Who's that? No! No! No, because my last blind date was a disaster, all right! She threw her drink in my face 'cause she didn't know what masticate meant.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Isn't not that.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: It means to chew.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Sweets, pay attention, okay? I'd like you to introduce you to VAL. Okay, it's a virtual something...
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Adumbrative.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yes, that's the word!
- Dr. Lance Sweets: It's an artificial profiling system.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right, you know so everything I get on this case I have to input here, so then the squints...
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Wow! They want to compare me to a computer! I can't even be replaced by a computer.
- Dr. Oliver Wells: But he said he bought the ticket in cash.
- Angela Montenegro: Yeah and murderers never lie!