- Caroline Channing: Hey Han, do you want a cat?
- Max Black: You can finally have a friend your own size. C'mon you can ride it to work.
- Han Lee: No, I can't have a cat. They're lazy, moody and judgmental. I don't need another you. Plus they don't show affection.
- Max Black: Sure they do, you just have to know how to get it out of them. Cats love to be lightly spanked on their bottom.
- Han Lee: I don't understand why a cat would like that. So mysterious.
- Max Black: [Max starts spanking Han] Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
- Han Lee: Hmm, well, I can't have a cat, I work all the time. Why did I like that so much?
- Max Black: I dunno, something with boobs was touching you?
- Han Lee: People with boobs touch me.
- Caroline Channing: She means aside from your mom.
- Han Lee: Then, no.