Last Man Standing (TV Series)

Ryan vs. John Baker (2013)

Nancy Travis: Vanessa Baxter

Quotes 

• Vanessa Baxter : [walking out of the house]  Mike, how long are you two going to play this stupid game?

  Mike Baxter : It's not stupid.

  Vanessa Baxter : I've got Fritos here that have turned into roof tiles.

  Mike Baxter : These tactics could save our daughter's life in combat.

  Vanessa Baxter : Great, another *bush* starting an unnecessary war.

• [last lines] 

  Vanessa Baxter : [reading in bed]  Honey, that was really nice of you to give Ryan a job.

  Mike Baxter : [walking out of bathroom]  Well, it's the night shift. I'm just doing my part to make sure the grandchild population stays at one.

  Vanessa Baxter : Yep, good night.

  [turns off lamp] 

  Mike Baxter : Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not done here.

  Vanessa Baxter : We're not?

  Mike Baxter : Don't I get a reward for being such a nice guy?

  [climbing into bed] 

  Vanessa Baxter : [smiling]  Yeah, well, as long as nice guys don't finish first.

  Mike Baxter : You can consider that a compliment.

  Eve Baxter : [appearing from behind the window curtain]  Oh god, I can't take it anymore.

  [hurries towards door, stops to throw chip clips into wastebasket] 

  Eve Baxter : I quit. I quit, you win. Why did I think this was a safe place to hide?

  [closes door behind her] 

  Mike Baxter : I *knew* that'd flush her out. Good night, Babe.

  [turns off lamp]