Last Man Standing (TV Series)

Ryan vs. John Baker (2013)

Kaitlyn Dever: Eve Baxter

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Mike Baxter : [from off screen]  Hey Eve, can you come out an help me for a minute, please?

  Eve Baxter : Okay.

  [walks out into back yard] 

  Eve Baxter : Where *are* you? Dad? Da-ad, you out here?

  [a nearby shrubbery reaches out and attaches a snack bag clip to the back of her camo shirt] 

  Eve Baxter : Hey! Dammit!

  Mike Baxter : You have been clipped.

  [makes gun gestures with his hands] 

  Eve Baxter : You're in a Ghillie suit. That's no fair.

  Mike Baxter : This is a war game. What do you mean, "It's not fair"? Do you think the Taliban has chip clips? They don't have stuff like this. They *hate* us for our freshness.

• [last lines] 

  Vanessa Baxter : [reading in bed]  Honey, that was really nice of you to give Ryan a job.

  Mike Baxter : [walking out of bathroom]  Well, it's the night shift. I'm just doing my part to make sure the grandchild population stays at one.

  Vanessa Baxter : Yep, good night.

  [turns off lamp] 

  Mike Baxter : Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not done here.

  Vanessa Baxter : We're not?

  Mike Baxter : Don't I get a reward for being such a nice guy?

  [climbing into bed] 

  Vanessa Baxter : [smiling]  Yeah, well, as long as nice guys don't finish first.

  Mike Baxter : You can consider that a compliment.

  Eve Baxter : [appearing from behind the window curtain]  Oh god, I can't take it anymore.

  [hurries towards door, stops to throw chip clips into wastebasket] 

  Eve Baxter : I quit. I quit, you win. Why did I think this was a safe place to hide?

  [closes door behind her] 

  Mike Baxter : I *knew* that'd flush her out. Good night, Babe.

  [turns off lamp]