- Bree Davenport: Wait. The... the reporter interviewed all of us. Why is Adam the only one on the cover?
- [Adam guffaws]
- Chase Davenport: This whole article makes it sound like he's in charge: "Adam Davenport is the bionic team's leader, strongman, and all-around superstar?"
- Adam Davenport: Ah, finally, someone gets how thing's work around here.
- Bree Davenport: [to Chase] Hold on. Hey, listen to this: "Along with Adam's little brother, THE GIRL helps him on missions." It's like you and I barely even exist.
- Adam Davenport: What're you talkin' about? You guys are mentioned right here. See? "Bree and Chase Davenport not pictured."
- Chase Davenport: This article totally misrepresents how our team works. People are gonna think that Adam is the only one who does anything.
- Adam Davenport: Oh, don't worry. I'll set the record straight and tell 'em the girl does stuff, too.
- Donald Davenport: Guys, don't worry about it. The media distorts everything. I mean, one time an article said that I was "self-absorbed."
- [laughs]
- Donald Davenport: Look, the important thing is that you know the truth about who you are and what you do.
- Chase Davenport: [flipping to another page] "We also spoke to Leo Dooley, the bionic team's brilliant mastermind."
- Donald Davenport: [grabs the magazine] What? That's it. I'm calling my lawyer.
- Principal Perry: Once Adam, Bree and Chase became famous, I made a fortune auctioning off their bionic belongings on-line, but then I ran out, and now I have to restock.
- Adam Davenport: It was Bree's fault!
- Bree Davenport: How is this MY fault?
- Adam Davenport: I don't know! You were next in the blame circle!
- Principal Perry: Attention, unwashed masses! Remove yourself from the premises! Don't make me get my crossbow!
- Protesters: [chanting] Who cares if they're bionic? They're kids and they're moronic!
- Chase Davenport: There are rumors on-line that I'm expecting twins!
- Adam Davenport: We're getting him a double-stroller. Let me know if you want in.