- John Stone: I wanna talk to my client.
- Sgt. Klein: You just did.
- John Stone: Not him... her...
- [points to Naz]
- John Stone: Him!
- Nasir 'Naz' Khan: Yo, guys, I'm off-duty!
- Andrea Cornish: What?
- Nasir 'Naz' Khan: Um, I'm supposed to be off-duty.
- Andrea Cornish: You are? Your light isn't on.
- Nasir 'Naz' Khan: Yeah, I know, it's, uh... See, I don't know where the light is... cause it's not my cab.
- Andrea Cornish: Are you gonna make me get out?
- Nasir 'Naz' Khan: Where do you wanna go?
- Andrea Cornish: What do you mean?
- Nasir 'Naz' Khan: Well, you got in my cab, so, like... where do you want me to take you?
- Andrea Cornish: The beach.
- John Stone: How's your politics?
- Nasir 'Naz' Khan: What do you mean, my politics?
- John Stone: Well, not to sound like a tea-bagger, but how do you feel about America?
- Nasir 'Naz' Khan: Well, I'm American. I was born here.
- John Stone: Name two Yankees headed for the Hall of Fame?
- Nasir 'Naz' Khan: Why?
- John Stone: One Mississippi...
- Nasir 'Naz' Khan: Rivera and Jeter.
- John Stone: Good.
- [Practicing for the party]
- Nasir 'Naz' Khan: Hi, my name's Naz, nice to meet you... Nice to meet you, my name's Naz... I'm on the... I'm kind of on the team. I'm on the tu... I'm on the coaching side of the team.