- Michelangelo: Hey, that comic is in mint... near mint condition! Don't mess it up!
- Raphael: Great, another horror story. Guess who's gonna be up all night again?
- Michelangelo: What? No. I was up all night because I was... polishing my grappling hook.
- Raphael: Splitting up to find multiplying mutants in the dark. Could we pick a more cliché way to get eaten?
- Splinter: What is going on in here? I WAS in a deep meditative state, trying to block out your constant noise, and - Is that a chipmunk?
- Leonardo: Yeah... Uh... It's a... a squirrel Sensei... A dangerous mutant squirrel that reproduces inside stomachs...
- Splinter: I should have been in a deeper trance...