- Self - Host: The comedian studies himself.
- Howard Stern: Yes.
- Self - Host: The actor studies other people.
- Howard Stern: That's true.
- Self - Host: The comedian wants to be himself. The actor wants to be anyone but themselves.
- Howard Stern: I think people just want to get away.
- Self - Host: From you?
- Howard Stern: Yeah. Unless we're on the radio.
- Self - Host: Maybe if you didn't have the little hairs in from of the lens of the glasses...
- Howard Stern: What am I gonna tell you about it?
- Self - Host: ...you might seem a little more open.
- Howard Stern: Maybe I'm hiding.
- Self - Host: You're like a hip Wicked Witch of the West.