Xander Corvus: Xander

Quotes 

• Riley : [to a sleeping Xander]  Hey, hey Xander, wake up. Hey, wake up.

  Xander : What the fuck?

  Riley : You got some guy at the door, he says your three hours late to a photo shoot. He's got a taxi and he's ready to take you.

  Xander : What time is it?

  Riley : It's noon.

  Xander : This is way too early, the fuck happened?

  [sees a naked Cody next to him] 

  Xander : The fuck is this? Why the fuck is cody in my bed?

  Riley : Relax, we had a threesome last night? When we came home from the club?

  Xander : Oh, thank God. Ah, okay, listen, I don't want to get up yet. Why don't you come back to bed with me?

  Riley : No, you have to go to work.

  Xander : Why doesen't Cody have to go to work?

  Riley : Because you have a guy at the door.

  Xander : Well, get him up. I wanna...

  Riley : C'mon, you guys have it so easy it amazes me. You could be slinging' drinks around like I do, but instead you get to go model some panties.

  Xander : [he inserts his finger and flicks her panties]  I like your panties.

  Riley : I know you do,

  [chuckles] 

  Riley : now go get ready for work. C'mon sweet cheeks.