- [Mary Berry looks disapprovingly at Deborah's petits fours, then disapprovingly at Deborah]
- Paul Hollywood, Judge: It does look a bit of a mess, if I'm going to be brutally honest.
- Mary Berry, Judge: The flavour of the chocolate is very good... They're lovely if you don't look at them too closely.
- Mel Giedroyc, Presenter: This week, it's all about stressed.
- Sue Perkins, Presenter: Stressed?
- Mel Giedroyc, Presenter: "Desserts" backwards.
- [during a previous challenge, Deborah accidentally took Howard Middleton's custard from the refrigerator and used it]
- Deborah Manger, contestant: What I could do with is a really narrow cutter.
- [Deborah walks over to Howard's workstation, searching]
- Sue Perkins, Presenter: So you're nicking stuff off of Howard's bench again. It's your natural port of call, isn't it?
- [Sue points at Howard]
- Sue Perkins, Presenter: Howard watch out!
- [and draws a line in the air across the front of his workstation]
- Sue Perkins, Presenter: You need razor wire here!
- Mel Giedroyc, Presenter: Could it be that we see two leave today?
- Mary Berry, Judge: We'll just have to decide.
- Paul Hollywood, Judge: [about he and Mary Berry making a joint decision] If we marry up...
- Sue Perkins, Presenter: Really, that's a whole different show, Paul, but I'm happy.
- [Mary and Paul laugh at Sue's silliness]
- Mel Giedroyc, Presenter: That's the spin-off.
- Sue Perkins, Presenter: [turning to Mel] We could officiate. This is the most exciting thing that's happened to Bake Off.
- Paul Hollywood, Judge: Unbelievable
- Sue Perkins, Presenter: We'll leave you two lovebirds to make your decision.
- Mel Giedroyc, Presenter: I never saw it. Did you?
- Sue Perkins, Presenter: So good at hiding it.
- Mel Giedroyc, Presenter: The chemistry's always been there.
- Paul Hollywood, Judge: [about the taste of Robert's trifle] All I'm getting is the orange liqueur and the orange, rather than the rhubarb.
- Robert Smart, contestant: It takes some doing, overpowering rhubarb.
- Paul Hollywood, Judge: Yes, but you managed to do it!