- Ichabod Crane: [enraged at a baseball game] Open your eyes, sir! Yes, you, basket face. I thought only horses slept standing up!
- Lt. Abbie Mills: Good! Feels good! Exercise your hard fought right of free speech. Just next time, wait for the ump to make a call.
- Ichabod Crane: [chagrined] Right.
- Ichabod Crane: I don't believe in spirits and destiny.
- Katrina Crane: You are a terrible liar, sir. It's quite endearing.
- Ichabod Crane: I'd consider myself a sporting man, but why must you insult that gentleman for inciting a rule infraction? I fail to see the point.
- Ichabod Crane: Who are you?
- Henry Parrish: I have been called many things. Angel. Demon. Until now, I wasn't sure what was true. For so long, I've hoped for this day. To find the reason for what I've been given. And now I know. The reason is you.
- Captain Frank Irving: You know, there are two things in life I believe a person should hold on to for as long as possible: virginity and skepticism. Surprisingly, I already lost the first thing so I'm going to hold on for the second one as long as possible.
- Henry Parrish: [about his past-reading abilities] I don't do it anymore. even if I explained, you wouldn't understand.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: Try me.
- Henry Parrish: Imagine you had a pair of glasses into their hearts. Seen what they've done. The parts that are locked down so deep, even they're afraid to see. But you see them and you carried them. Until the only person you can't see anymore... is yourself. If I didn't stop, I would have disappeared completely.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: Next time, listen to me. I can't go through that again.
- Ichabod Crane: My ears shall remain eternally open to your admonition.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: I don't know what the hell that means. Just say yes.
- Ichabod Crane: ...Yes.
- Ichabod Crane: [to Abbie] I've lived on borrowed time; more than any man deserves. I've seen wonders beyond my wildest imaginings. And through these centuries, against the impossibility that we would find each other, we did. And I am most grateful for it.
- Henry Parrish: Let he who is without sin...
- [to Abbie]
- Henry Parrish: Fairly certain that isn't you...