- Ichabod Crane: [referring to Thomas Jefferson and his design of the mystical prison cell] He foresaw holding the worst type of demons that may walk the Earth. A product, no doubt, of his years trying to reason with the French.
- Captain Frank Irving: A dead guy, a mental patient, and a time traveler from the Revolution.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: That's our team.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: [about Katrina] She dumped her fiance for you? Wow. You got some game.
- Ichabod Crane: [slightly annoyed] I neither wanted nor did I was 'game'.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: I want to show you something.
- [hold up her fist]
- Lt. Abbie Mills: Fist bump.
- Ichabod Crane: [confused] I beg your pardon?
- Lt. Abbie Mills: It's expression of... elation. Teamwork... we got him.
- Ichabod Crane: Huh. Fist bump. Makes no sense.
- Ichabod Crane: The captain believes these same Hessians are responsible for stealing this artifact?
- Lt. Abbie Mills: We just don't know how many of these guys there are. He arrested six at the DWP.
- Ichabod Crane: Ah, acronyms.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: Department of Water and Power.