- Ichabod Crane: [examining his food from McDonald's] I'm merely noting the eradication a thrice-daily tradition where each meal is treated with the proper allowance at the time. Not that the 'drive through' wasn't impressive. And despite this establishment's nomenclature, this resembles no Scottish meal I've ever eaten.
- [looking at the french fries]
- Ichabod Crane: These are from the Austrian Netherlands, for one thing. Dreadfully prepared.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: My ancestor brought your son into this world.
- Ichabod Crane: [appreciative] Quite heroically. I see the family resemblance. It seems that you and I, our paths were entwined from the very start.
- Captain Frank Irving: Come on. Don't waste my time.
- Jenny Mills: I thought it was a gift. You know, for saving everyone's ass.
- Captain Frank Irving: Cigars are a gift. Jewelry is a gift.
- Jenny Mills: May I'm a different kind of girl.
- Captain Frank Irving: This conversation is over.
- Ichabod Crane: When you say billionaire, do you mean one billion dollars? That was the entire gross national product of all thirteen colonies during my entire lifetime.
- Sam: [as they stand outside of the old home] Looks haunted.
- Lena Gilbert: For a bodyguard, you are very fearful man.