- Micky Flanagan - Team Captain: [to David Harewood, referring to the first season finale of 'Homeland'] David, can I ask you a question: did you know whether he was gonna blow himself up at the end or not...?
- Richard Ayoade - Team Captain: [covering his ears] Ohh, I haven't seen it!
- Jimmy Carr: [explaining the 'cock or ball' game] You expose a little bit, and your opponent has to guess is that cock or ball.
- Richard Ayoade - Team Captain: [appalled] This is a *game*?
- Jimmy Carr: You've never played Cock or Ball? We'll play now. I'll get out a bit, and you've gotta tell me whether it's cock or ball.
- Richard Ayoade - Team Captain: OK, sure.
- Jimmy Carr: [fidgets below the desk] Is that...?
- Richard Ayoade - Team Captain: [looking down] That's a vagina.
- David Mitchell - Presenter: [quoting Charlie Chaplin] The full quote is 'All I need to make a comedy is - '
- Charlie Higson: Timing!
- [everyone laughs]
- David Mitchell - Presenter: Yes, the full quote was 'all I need to make a comedy - '
- Charlie Higson: Repetition!
- [more laughter]
- David Mitchell - Presenter: You begin to make me look like a moron.