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Geothermal Escapism (2014)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : [singing] Troy and Abed in a bubble!
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Abed Nadir : Okay, we'll go into the vents. They'll never find us there.
Troy Barnes : I say we take a stand here. I mean, someone's gotta win sometime.
Abed Nadir : Not if we never kill each other. Then we can play forever.
Troy Barnes : Right! Wait, Abed, the floor can't be lava forever. The game's got to end.
Abed Nadir : It's not a game for me, Troy. I'm seeing real lava because you're leaving. It's embarrassing and I don't want to be crazy, but I am crazy, so... I made a game that made you and everyone else see what I see.
[They both look down on the floor, where lava is bubbling]
Abed Nadir : I don't want it to be there either, I swear. I want you to be able to leave, but I don't think the lava goes away until you stop leaving.
Troy Barnes : So the only way I can help you is by giving up my chance to... be one person?
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Abed Nadir : Clone Troy.
Troy Barnes : Clone Abed.
Abed Nadir : By the way, when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. You may notice side effects, like the compulsion to come back.
Troy Barnes : Cool. Clone hug?
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Shirley Bennett : [about Britta] Why did you think she was dead?
Troy Barnes : We kind of left her.
Annie Edison : Left her for dead?
Abed Nadir : Sounds bad when you put it that way. Can you put it a way that sounds good?
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Abed Nadir : It's down to us. You or Britta will be the winner.
Troy Barnes : I'm not leaving, okay? Just... I promise. Just... the floor's not lava now. Just give me your hand.
Abed Nadir : I don't think the lava's here because you're leaving. I think it's here because I won't let go. Sorry. Bye.
[He lets go]