Community (TV Series)
Geothermal Escapism (2014)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Quotes
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Troy Barnes : [Asking LeVar Burton questions] Why didn't they call it Planet Trek? You never visited one star. Not in any episode.
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Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : [singing] Troy and Abed in a bubble!
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Abed Nadir : Okay, we'll go into the vents. They'll never find us there.
Troy Barnes : I say we take a stand here. I mean, someone's gotta win sometime.
Abed Nadir : Not if we never kill each other. Then we can play forever.
Troy Barnes : Right! Wait, Abed, the floor can't be lava forever. The game's got to end.
Abed Nadir : It's not a game for me, Troy. I'm seeing real lava because you're leaving. It's embarrassing and I don't want to be crazy, but I am crazy, so... I made a game that made you and everyone else see what I see.
[They both look down on the floor, where lava is bubbling]
Abed Nadir : I don't want it to be there either, I swear. I want you to be able to leave, but I don't think the lava goes away until you stop leaving.
Troy Barnes : So the only way I can help you is by giving up my chance to... be one person?
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Troy Barnes : [Whispers] I'm better at sex than Jeff, right?
Britta Perry : I've yet to have anyone worse.
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Abed Nadir : Clone Troy.
Troy Barnes : Clone Abed.
Abed Nadir : By the way, when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. You may notice side effects, like the compulsion to come back.
Troy Barnes : Cool. Clone hug?
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Shirley Bennett : [about Britta] Why did you think she was dead?
Troy Barnes : We kind of left her.
Annie Edison : Left her for dead?
Abed Nadir : Sounds bad when you put it that way. Can you put it a way that sounds good?
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Annie Edison : All I ever wanted in high-school was for Troy Barnes to notice me, then I ended up living with you. I'm pretty lucky.
Troy Barnes : I'm not. I had a chance to be your friend in high-school, but I was too busy trying to be cool. I missed out on four more years of Annie.
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Troy Barnes : [after abandoning Britta during the Lava game] Sorry Britta, Abed knows best. But I'll always remember you as kind of slowing us down and complaining a lot.
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Abed Nadir : It's down to us. You or Britta will be the winner.
Troy Barnes : I'm not leaving, okay? Just... I promise. Just... the floor's not lava now. Just give me your hand.
Abed Nadir : I don't think the lava's here because you're leaving. I think it's here because I won't let go. Sorry. Bye.
[He lets go]
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Britta Perry : He's not really dead.
Troy Barnes : No, but he's really playing dead, and he's not gonna stop. Here.
[He gives her the comic book]
Troy Barnes : Congratulations, you win. You don't get it. No one gets Abed. I got him a little. This is my fault. I don't deserve to fake live.
