Space Dandy (TV Series)

Live with the Flow, Baby (2014)

Ian Sinclair: Dandy

Quotes 

• Dandy : Boobies, boobies, boobies... that's all guys think about these days. Well, they're idiots. Show me a boob man and I'll show you a no-brain, no-class knuckle-dragger who knows nothing of the fairer sex. I don't get it; you can't take the measure of a good woman just by ogling her chest. There are far more important things to consider, such as - aw, c'mon, are you even listening? I'm trying to drop some knowledge here, QT!

  QT : Hmmm, is it a beautiful heart?

  Dandy : Ugh, exactly the sort of canned answer I'd expect from a bucket of bolts. Have you still learned nothing after all this time?

  QT : I give! I give! Just tell me already!

  Dandy : See, if you're enlightened like I am, then you know the real show is down below: the booty, baby! That's where it's at! Nothing trumps the rump, my friend. Anyone who can't see that is either blind or a fool. That's why I say enough with this mass boob hysteria. It's time to set things right. It's time to give the ass the respect it deserves!

  QT : Um...

  Dandy : Too many women have been wronged for too long! Like poor Agnes Lum, objectified only for her boobs! It's a crime, I tell ya!

  QT : I don't know who that is! Why are we even talking about this? Can't we let the narrator do the prologue first?

• [QT prints out a paper to show Dandy their whereabouts] 

  Dandy : I CAN'T READ CIRCLE!

  QT : It says, "I don't know."

  Dandy : And you printed that?

• [about their teleporter] 

  Meow : You sure this thing works?

  Dandy : Of course! It's an older model, it just takes a few minutes to warm up!

  Meow : You know, it would be faster to just fly.