Space Dandy (TV Series)
Live with the Flow, Baby (2014)
Alison Viktorin: QT
Quotes
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Dandy : Boobies, boobies, boobies... that's all guys think about these days. Well, they're idiots. Show me a boob man and I'll show you a no-brain, no-class knuckle-dragger who knows nothing of the fairer sex. I don't get it; you can't take the measure of a good woman just by ogling her chest. There are far more important things to consider, such as - aw, c'mon, are you even listening? I'm trying to drop some knowledge here, QT!
QT : Hmmm, is it a beautiful heart?
Dandy : Ugh, exactly the sort of canned answer I'd expect from a bucket of bolts. Have you still learned nothing after all this time?
QT : I give! I give! Just tell me already!
Dandy : See, if you're enlightened like I am, then you know the real show is down below: the booty, baby! That's where it's at! Nothing trumps the rump, my friend. Anyone who can't see that is either blind or a fool. That's why I say enough with this mass boob hysteria. It's time to set things right. It's time to give the ass the respect it deserves!
QT : Um...
Dandy : Too many women have been wronged for too long! Like poor Agnes Lum, objectified only for her boobs! It's a crime, I tell ya!
QT : I don't know who that is! Why are we even talking about this? Can't we let the narrator do the prologue first?
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Narrator : Such is the scene at Boobies, one of many chains of so-called "breastaurants" with locations all over known space. Breastaurants are where zero-G meets DD, staffed as they are by the top-heaviest girls of any species sporting boobs. And since the roster of ladies is different at each location, Dandy's made it his mission in life to visit every single one. He dreams of buying out the chain someday and eating every meal there.
QT : When it's about Boobies, the narrator suddenly cares.
