- Sue Heck: Not to worry, Mom. We'll be fine.
- Mike Heck: Well, you'd better be 'cause I'm not driving back, even if there's a guy outside with a knife.
- Frankie Heck: Mike, that's not gonna happen. They caught that guy.
- Sue Heck: What?
- Frankie Heck: You'll be fine.
- Frankie Heck: All right. I will see you later. i might even slip on a negligee.
- Mike Heck: Really?
- Frankie Heck: Well, a clean night shirt - you know, the one with the lace. It had a bloodstain from Brick's nosebleed, but it's mostly out.
- Derrick Glossner: Why do you think I pull up your shrubs or knock over your mailbox or put rocks in the snowballs I throw at you?
- Sue Heck: 'Cause you're mean?
- Derrick Glossner: Nope. It's 'cause I've always kinda liked ya.
- Sue Heck: Uh... okay.
- Derrick Glossner: It doesn't matter. I mean, look at you. You're a rich girl - with your above ground pool, your two kinds of chips, and your one dad. Forget it. You're way out of my league. See ya around, Princess.
- Frankie Heck: Sometimes things don't end up how you expect. Sometimes, they end exactly the way you expect. And sometimes you're not ready to see how they end. You just want to hold out hope a little longer.