The UnMiracle (2017)

Brett Houdek: Officer Robert 'Bob' Mackenzie

Quotes 

• Officer Robert Mackenzie : Man, you know, being a Bible thumper and a straight edge, whew, can't make you very popular, can it?

  Arin : Well, as I recall, JC wasn't particularly popular, either. I also remember that the cops of that era nailed Him to a piece of wood for speaking truth to power.

  Officer Robert Mackenzie : Look, kid, I'm not in the crucifixion business, all right? All I want is the truth.

  Arin : That's exactly what they told JC.

• Officer Robert Mackenzie : [finding Mike in a bad way]  Is there someone I could call to come over and be with you?

  Mike : [coyly]  How 'bout some strippers?

  Officer Robert Mackenzie : Uh, how 'bout your wife?