Trophy Wife (TV Series)
The Tooth Fairy (2014)
Malin Akerman: Kate Harrison
Quotes
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Kate Harrison : Just chill out. It's gonna happen.
Warren Harrison : It's *not* gonna happen. I told you not to touch it.
Kate Harrison : Trust me. I have way more experience than you.
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Warren Harrison : [phone text alert sounds] Oh, wow!
Kate Harrison : What is it?
Warren Harrison : Mom just said she got a good night kiss from Hillary and now she's sending me one. Check it.
[holds up the phone]
Warren Harrison : She wrote X-X-X, three kisses from Mom. It's like I'm getting kisses everywhere, tonight. Ally, my mom...
Pete Harrison : Your grandmother's coming this weekend. I'll warn her.
Warren Harrison : [laughs] Don't hate the player, guys.
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Kate Harrison : So, um, where are we at with the sexting?
Warren Harrison : Oh, no. No. No. It's pronounced *text*ing.
Kate Harrison : Did she write back?
Warren Harrison : She did. She said, "My brain is fried. Want to study together?" I think I'm just going to reply, "No", cause I usually do all my studying on the bus.
Kate Harrison : Warren, she's basically asking you for a date.
Warren Harrison : [stammers] A date?
Kate Harrison : Yeah!
Warren Harrison : So I'll reply, "Come to my house, right now so we can start dating. My address is one, two, two..."
Kate Harrison : No. No. No. No. No. Okay, listen, this is what you do. You text, "My brain is fried, too. Come by T-M-R-W and we'll kick some math ass". With dollar signs for the esses.