Family Guy (TV Series)

A Fistful of Meg (2013)

Emily Osment: Ruth

Quotes 

• Ruth : Hey, Megan.

  Meg Griffin : Oh, hey, guys. Wait, did you just call me Megan?

  Ruth : That's your name, isn't it?

  Meg Griffin : Well, actually, "Meg" is short for something else.

  [cutaway to Lois giving birth] 

  Lois Griffin : [giving him the birth certificate]  Peter, would you give this to the nurse?

  Peter Griffin : Uh-huh.

  [changing her name to "Megatron"] 

  Peter Griffin : [with a giggle, he hums the Transformers theme]  Robots in disguise.

• Ruth : Meg, are you okay?

  Meg Griffin : You guys, I've tried everything, but it's hopeless! He's going to kill me. I can already picture my funeral.

  [cutaway to a funeral service; as a casket is lowered into the ground, Peter throws her body in underneath it] 

  Peter Griffin : Thanks. Didn't wanna pay for the hole.