- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Dr. Hodgins! It appears you're almost to term! Congratulations
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Thanks, Dr. B.
- Wendell Bray: This doesn't freak you out even a little?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: He's in no danger and Dr Hodgins' love of entomology makes his desire to be an insect's host quite reasonable
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Angie
- Angela Montenegro: Yeah?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Listen, I didn't want to upset you, you know, with the bot fly, but...
- Angela Montenegro: You don't have to say anything, honey. I understand
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Really?
- Angela Montenegro: No! No I do not! But I accept it. We're all a little crazy and your crazy just happens to come out in a bizarre and revolting way. I actually think it's kind a sweet that you want to give life to that thing
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow! I am the luckiest man in the world!
- Angela Montenegro: Hm. You're not kidding!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Bones reads from a tablet] You should not read off that thing! News should come from the newspaper!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You also feel we should go to work on a horse?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Ha, you know, technology is not all about improvement! Me personally, I like to feel the newspaper in my hands
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I have access to over 100 newspapers and wire services. Not to mention millions of websites and blogs
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Pff, right, blogs! I mean, some guy in his underwear living in his mom's basement giving his take on the economy!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What's with that gloob?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, it's from the Leopard slugs all over him. Their slime is a polymeric material that can absorb water and ex...
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Stick with the gloob
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I need him removed before any other evidence is compromised!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Ah? Really? I hate we're gonna to have to destroy the beavers fine work
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, make it a good story for his little beaver friends! Okay?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: A mosquito deposited an egg into the dermis of my neck. Dermatobia Hominis, it's a human bot fly. So the hot shower just made it swell up.
- Angela Montenegro: You've been letting a fly grow in your neck for the last month?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah
- [giggles]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: . Angie, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me, you know? I mean, serving as host for one of Mother Nature's miracles
- Angela Montenegro: Okay, we're going to Cam right now and she is cutting that thing out of your neck!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: How many men can claim they have given birth?
- Angela Montenegro: You're not actually comparing this to carrying a child, are you?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well no, no! Of course not, but
- [shows echo]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: you got to admit he's pretty cute! Right? And looking at my neck, I think he actually might come out soon
- Angela Montenegro: You're insane!
- Wendell Bray: The wound tracks are thick and irregular, a deep, wide V to the left fifth metacarpal, right phalanges metacarpal, left ileum and right femur
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: So we're looking for a weapon that is sharp, but not too sharp, a knife but not a knife or an axe but not an axe. Ah, that should take us about 50 or 60 years
- Wendell Bray: There is more!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Sure, why make it easy?
- Angela Montenegro: My love for you is stronger than my gag reflex
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Really? Okay, thank you! Thank you! Alright, now, is it moving?
- Angela Montenegro: Yeah, yeah! Oh God I really wish I could hang out in the waiting room smoking cigars with the other dads!
- Dr. Lance Sweets: So, I understand the emotional toll it can take when a couple is unable to conceive, Mr. Robertson
- Ted Robertson: I didn't come to the FBI for a therapy!