- The team tries to free Claire from Benedict Valda of the alternate reality, as he controls her using an Artifact and tries to shift the Warehouse to China. Can the team stop that from happening?
- When Claire is missing, they try to find out what happened to her. They discover that Benedict Valda has her and he has her under his control. He is using her. When they fail to stop him, they return to the Warehouse and discover that the artifacts and other things are vanishing. Artie deduces that he is moving the Warehouse and using Claire to do it. So Pete, Myka and Claudia try to find them and stop them. While Artie and Jinks try to do what they can to slow him down.—rcs0411@yahoo.com
- "Warehouse 13" - "Cangku Shisi"- May 12, 2014
Claudia is worried that Claire being missing is her fault. Artie says it's not. They notice the artifact keeping her in a coma, Sack's record player is also gone. They use the spectrometer to look back in time and see that Valda took her and the turntable. They deduce that he plans to outfit her with one of the artifacts he used to replicate his zombie soldiers and a make telekinetic army of warriors.
We cut to Valda and Claire. He wakes her and as suspected he has placed the mind control artifact on her eye and it allows him to control her powers. When she tries to fight him with her mind he causes her great pain. He says they're going to do great things together.
They discuss what has happened and the fact that Valda "died" in another timeline. Artie says he used one of the tuning forks to work his magic and realize he's been hiding in the Warehouse the whole time. Artie asks Clauida to figure out why he took her. He tells Pete and Myka to go his room in the dead agent's vault to do some recon. A skittish Pete makes Steve join them because he doesn't want to be alone with Myka.
Valda attaks a man in a Valumart. The man is a Regent.
They realize that Valda had a Regent safe deposit box. They go to the Valumart and find the dead Regent. Valda has booby-trapped it with an artifact that flash freezes Artie. He yells that it's a trap and Pete and Myka retreat. They calls Steve to retrieve an artifact that will thaw him out before he dies.
In Rapid City Valda takes Claire to a public park. A limousine drives up and Valda gets a call. He plays a record on the Sacks turntable and all of the people in the park collapse into comas. Valda tells the person in the limo that in 30 minutes they will die. He talks about what a powerful tool this could be if they used it on air traffic controllers, the stock exchange, or a military base. The man on the other end is apparently convinced that Valda is right, artifacts shouldn't be locked away but used to change destiny. He has Claire hand the person in the limo a Mason square and says when the person places it in the desired location they can begin.
Artie starts to thaw out. They get a ping about the people in the park. He tells Pete and Myka to go but again Pete tries to beg off. Steve asks why he's avoiding Myka. Pete says he's not. Steve knows he's lying, of course.
Pete and Myka find the park people and put in earplugs to avoid getting the whammy put on them.
Back at the Warehouse Claudia realizes Valda switched the record to a sonic boom recording.
Pete approaches the turntable and is knocked out. Myka puts on Charles Atlas's workout trunks to become super strong and is able to turn the record off. The people begin to wake up. Myka faints in Pete's arms and after he catches her, he dops her like a hot potato.
Artie listens to the Regent safe deposit boxes to hear artifacts vibrating. When he finds the silent box he knows they have the one. And he realizes with the artifact that Valda took he plans to steal the Warehouse itself. It will take four artifacts to do it, a compass in the Warehouse, a hammer head and its handle, and the mason square. The destination for all of the artifacts is chosen by the square, the compass turns the artifacts into energy and transports them, and banging the hammer on the cornerstone of the location startst the process. Valda still needs the hammer head. They figure it's at the Green Dragon Tavern in Boston.
Valda beat them there however and when they realize he's still there Claudia runs downstairs to save Claire and runs smack into a Valda trap where she is forced under a huge stone that will crush her. Claudia tries to plead with Claire, who still appears sentient somewhat, but Valda wins out and Claire throws them into a hole in a wall and seals it with the stone. Valda joins the hammer pieces and suddenly wide swaths of artifacts begin disappearing from the Warehouse. Artie and Steve freak out.
Pete, Myka, and Claudia find a secret passage out of the tavern.
Artie and Steve go "under" the warehouse to try to neutralize the compass. Their solution? Shooting artifact silly string to gum it up. It stops the compass from turning and the remaining artifacts are temporarily safe.
They determine that Valda is working with the Chinese government and that in China, Beijing specifically he can build the kind of Warehouse he had in the Paracelsus timeline and make Claire the caretaker and control her.
They use the portal to get to Beijing instantaneously. Valda is setting up shop in an Olympic Stadium. They rush to find him before he can tap the cornerstone and make the transfer complete. Valda catches them and has Claire pin them up against a wall. He tells her to kill them slowly.
The silly string breaks and the compass begins to turn again.
Clausdia tries to reach Claire. She starts singing their favorite Garbage song. Claire begins singing it with her and releases her hold on them. Valda feels this disturbance elsewhere and shrugs and says he'll be caretaker himself.
Pete and Claudia get the bright idea to use the mind control artifact Valda was using on Claire back on himself, transferring her telekinetic energy the other way. Valda is infused with the powers but Pete attacks him before he can hit he corner stone. He grabs Valda's tuning fork and sends him back to right timeline. Neatly enough, he takes Claire's affliction with him, curing her. They disarm the hammer and the artifacts begin to zap back to the Warehouse. On their end Steve and Artie think they did it somehow and congratulate each other.
Back at home, Claire is all good. Claudia gives her her guitar back and says she has booked them a gig. Claire says it looks like Claudia has found her destiny as Warehouse agent.
Myka compliments Pete on a job well done and again he acts skittish. She leaves and turn to Steve and says he wants to test something out. He says "I am in love with Myka Bering." Steve gasps and confirms that Pete isn't lying.
Artie and Myka reset the compass and she says she can't believe they almost lost the Warehouse because after 5 years it feels like home. Suddenly, the compass starts again. They get a call from Mrs. F who says that certain events have been set in motion that even she can't stop.
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