Community (TV Series)
Basic Story (2014)
Jonathan Banks: Professor Buzz Hickey
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : We need to make people aware that Greendale exists and needs help.
Professor Hickey : Why?
Annie Edison : Because once the Internet knows about something, it changes.
Jeff Winger : Right. Just ask Chris Brown or China.
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Professor Hickey : If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds. Me hitting you, twice.
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Abed Nadir : Jeff's heart is in the right place, but he's wrong. Greendale is a crazy place where crazy things happen. I have a plan. We'll pretend our school has a world-renowned physics department. Dean, start learning Swedish.
Dean Pelton : I'll do my best!
Abed Nadir : Hickey, do you keep in touch with any unstable criminals that you busted?
Professor Hickey : Mmm, five.
Abed Nadir : Get them down here for costume measurements. Annie, we need to make a particle accelerator out of Kleenex boxes.
Jeff Winger : Nope. Nobody do any of that. Abed, outside.
[He takes him aside from the others]
Jeff Winger : There is no story.