Community (TV Series)
Basic Story (2014)
Michael McDonald: Insurance Man
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Quotes
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Carl : How much is this scampy little hole in the earth gonna cost us this year?
Insurance Man : Well, your gas leak is repaired. All your fire exits actually lead outside. And I am told that no new species have been discovered here in a week.
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Insurance Man : For the final stage of my appraisal, I am going to randomly select one of your vending machines to see if it can be rocked using human strength enough to tip and crush me. Now, in the U.S., each year, six people die this way, and five of them are insurance appraisers, so I take this very seriously.
